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My cancer journey

The Waiting Game

It’s been a wee while since the last entry and no, I haven’t been abducted by aliens or fallen into a medical vortex. We were away for our…

Battle (0): Cancer (1)

It’s taken me a few days to pull myself together enough to write this one. After another three-week wait, we returned to the scene of the crime to…

Let’s try Again

So it’s PET scan attempt number two. Yet another day avoiding pregnant ladies. I kept imagining what I’d say if a pregnant woman sat beside me on the…

Constant exhaustion

I am now back at work full time. I am TRYING to stick to Lessons 24, 25 and 26, but I am slipping back into my pre-Apocalypse work…

The Longest 48 Hours In The History Of Time

I have now read the entire Cancer Research website on failed treatment. I had trawled the Macmillan forums for other people who had failed the chemo/radio exams. I…

The Call

Normally I keep my phone off during meetings, but I had set my iPhone to MAX volume with a siren ringtone if the NHS called. I was in…

The Long Long LONG wait

To be fair, to Dr Lump didn’t realise how literal I take things. She said the results normally come in about a week and that I’d get a…

Back To Work

My wardrobe hadn’t been updated since pre-Covid and I had finally accepted that the “round” silhouette only really works for snowmen and circus clowns. Now, having lost 5½…

The Big Scan

Things have actually been getting better and better. I can now walk for about 45 minutes without fainting, collapsing, or needing revived with a biscuit. The New Family…

The Tube Extraction

Very little happens for ages after treatment. The days all blur into the same crappy routine: sleep, take pills, walk a tiny bit further than yesterday (usually to…